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Sunday, September 8, 2013

Proof of God's Existence: The NFL is Back

After what seemed like the longest off-season of all time, (doesn't it always?) the NFL fully returns today, at 1PM EST. We got a teaser (and a hell of a game at that) on Thursday night with BAL @ DEN. Peyton Manning decided to remind you negroes who the hell he was and throw 7TDs and 463yds on the team who cut his Super Bowl hopes short last season. But today marks the official official return of the Sundays that we men cherish only second to our offspring. (Sorry wives, girlfriends, woman-lady aquiantances in general) So without further ado, here's my predictions for the 2013-2014 NFL season for each team, arranged by division.

AFC East:
Patriots 11-5
Dolphins 7-9
Bills 5-11
Jets 3-13

AFC North
Steelers 9-7
Ravens 9-7
Bengals 8-8
Browns 4-12

AFC South
Texans 13-3
Colts 11-5
Titans 7-9
Jaguars 2-14

AFC West
Broncos 13-3
Chargers 4-12
Chiefs 3-13
Raiders 2-14

NFC East
Cowboys 10-6
Eagles 9-7
Giants 8-8
Redskins 7-9

NFC North
Packers 13-3
Bears 11-5
Vikings 7-9
Lions 4-12

NFC South
Falcons 13-3
Saints 9-7
Buccaneers 9-7
Panthers 6-10

NFC West
Seahawks 12-4
49ers 12-4
Rams 3-13
Cardinals 3-13

Friday, August 23, 2013

Here's to 35 More: Happy Birthday Kobe Bean Bryant

Today is Bean's birthday. On this day, 35 years ago, the second greatest shooting guard and one of the top 10 players of all time was born. Kobe aka "the Black Mamba" is most assuredly my favorite player in the league, and has been since Jordan retired. (Huh? The Wizards? What are you talking about?) This blog post would go on forever if I listed every single one of Bean's great plays and accomplishments. So I'm just going to drop [some of] my favorite moments of his, along with some videos. Happy 35th #24.

Favorite Kobe Moments:
  • Kobe Bryant scores 81 points as the Lakers defeat the Raptors
  • Kobe outscores the entire Dallas Mavericks team 62 to 61 in 3 quarters. 
  • Kobe shatters the single game three-pointer record as he hits 12 threes in a single game. 9 of them in a row.
  • "Old Man Kobe" scoring 37 points in the 2012 All-Star game after ESPN commented on his age holding him back in the upcoming ASG.
  • Kobe tapping Alvin Gentry in the 2010 WCF against the Suns after hitting an impossible three pointer. 
  • Kobe throwing Shaq that one-handed oop in the '00 Finals where Shaq points to Kobe with the "OOOOOO!" face after. Which is ironically the "ball-hogs"'s most famous finals play.
  • That run in 2003 when we thought Kobe was never gonna play another game without scoring 40 or more.
  • The 2013 All-Star game when Kobe put LeBron in jail for like the last 2 minutes. the reactions on twitter were comedy GOLD.
  • And lastly, Kobe's 2013 dunk on Josh Smith where if it's 8:24PM and you close your left eye and squint real hard you can see #8 flash on Kobe's jersey in place of #24 for like .3 seconds.
Now enjoy these highlights of the greatest Laker of all time.







Thursday, August 8, 2013

Kobe Bryant Might Be Jesus In China

He brought a grown man to tears! With only the power of his presence! MVP! MVP! MVP! Get well soon Bean.

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