After what seemed like the longest off-season of all time, (doesn't it always?) the NFL fully returns today, at 1PM EST. We got a teaser (and a hell of a game at that) on Thursday night with BAL @ DEN. Peyton Manning decided to remind you negroes who the hell he was and throw 7TDs and 463yds on the team who cut his Super Bowl hopes short last season. But today marks the official official return of the Sundays that we men cherish only second to our offspring. (Sorry wives, girlfriends, woman-lady aquiantances in general) So without further ado, here's my predictions for the 2013-2014 NFL season for each team, arranged by division.
AFC East:
Patriots 11-5
Dolphins 7-9
Bills 5-11
Jets 3-13
AFC North
Steelers 9-7
Ravens 9-7
Bengals 8-8
Browns 4-12
AFC South
Texans 13-3
Colts 11-5
Titans 7-9
Jaguars 2-14
AFC West
Broncos 13-3
Chargers 4-12
Chiefs 3-13
Raiders 2-14
NFC East
Cowboys 10-6
Eagles 9-7
Giants 8-8
Redskins 7-9
NFC North
Packers 13-3
Bears 11-5
Vikings 7-9
Lions 4-12
NFC South
Falcons 13-3
Saints 9-7
Buccaneers 9-7
Panthers 6-10
NFC West
Seahawks 12-4
49ers 12-4
Rams 3-13
Cardinals 3-13
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